Attention assholes: don’t sexually harass a girl when she can easily find you on Facebook and send your mom proof of your perpetuation of rape culture.
Moral of the day? Don’t mess with me.
THIS»»»THIS»»»THIS IS AMAZING :)
Yes, I’m transposing my most recent tweets to Tumblr, what of it? I’m hoping you guys actually think I’m funny… :/
Having bathroom scales in my house is a bad idea - I’ve started weighing myself before & after crapping. Working on a new high score now!
America’s Funniest Home Videos cracks me up more than Australia’s Funniest Home Videos because I don’t feel patriotically disinclined to laugh.
My pancreas will treat you decently.