WTF is this shit?

kateoplis:

"Put an Altoid in your mouth. Now spit it out and stop trying to hack communication with gimmicks and props.

Always assume your public groping is far less subtle than you think it is.

Drive men and women and people who identify as gender neutral absolutely wild by paying attention to them and…

Love this!

Essay writing, LIKE A BOSS!

Essay writing, LIKE A BOSS!

Zombie unicorn onesie!

Zombie unicorn onesie!

Twitter

Yes, I’m transposing my most recent tweets to Tumblr, what of it? I’m hoping you guys actually think I’m funny… :/

Having bathroom scales in my house is a bad idea - I’ve started weighing myself before & after crapping. Working on a new high score now!

Hi, I’m bored (& a tiny bit pissed), pleased to meet you!

America’s Funniest Home Videos cracks me up more than Australia’s Funniest Home Videos because I don’t feel patriotically disinclined to laugh.

Made this because I’m a crazy cat lady.

Made this because I’m a crazy cat lady.

My cat George inspired me to make this meme.

My cat George inspired me to make this meme.

thefrogman:

My pancreas will treat you decently.