Zombie unicorn onesie!
Yes, I’m transposing my most recent tweets to Tumblr, what of it? I’m hoping you guys actually think I’m funny… :/
Having bathroom scales in my house is a bad idea - I’ve started weighing myself before & after crapping. Working on a new high score now!
America’s Funniest Home Videos cracks me up more than Australia’s Funniest Home Videos because I don’t feel patriotically disinclined to laugh.
My pancreas will treat you decently.